Esmond Fountain is a storyteller/comedian based in Brooklyn who firmly believes that an order of French fries qualifies as a meal. Esmond is a military brat, so you’re better off not asking him where he’s from. As a CMB (Certified Mommas Boy), Esmond never lets 24 hours pass without talking to Tammy. There are less than three people who’ve ever seen Esmond without a hat, you will never be one of them. When he’s not finding ways to make fries healthy he’s working on his solo show that he’s looking to finish this year.